#one of life’s most important lessons #brought to you by a derranged monkey
Because you are a baboon! And I am not.
This is fantastic. Its like Doctor Phil but.. a baboon.
we’ll never know
there is no robert downey jr… there is only tony stark
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
based on: #oh look #now it’s cas’ family that’s burning on the ceiling
1x01 » 8x23
FUCKING MELISANDRE AND GENDRY DON’T EVER FUCK I HATE THIS DAMN TV SHOW
*walks into walmart* “can i help you?” *walks out with single tear running down cheek* no.. no one can help me…
[crowd boos]
*taps mic* so uh how about that BRANDON COKEFLOW PIECE OF SHIT? [crowd goes wild with applause]
